I thought I’d go with a “G”-rated joke this week 
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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurnies next to each other outside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day.
The first kid leans over and asks, ‘What are you in here for?’
The second kid says, ‘I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.’
The first kid says, ‘You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze.’
The second kid then asks, ‘What are you here for?’
The first kid says, ‘A circumcision.’
‘WHOA!’ the second kid replies. ‘Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn’t walk for a year.’
* remember if you’ve got a funny joke, email it to me and if I use it, you’ll get credit
I know he looks all drill sergeant mean, but mmm-mmm you don’t get those muscles by being a pansy
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HAPPY WEEKEND!!!!
I was in Laramie, WY last week, so I didn’t post a joke. This one is courtesy of Cyndi
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I Took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, ‘Here - try these on’.’
She did and said, ‘These are too big. I can’t wear them.’
I replied, ‘Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’ Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.’
‘ Hmmm,’ said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, ‘Here - try these on.’
She tried them on and said, ‘These are too large. They don’t fit me.’
Mike said, ‘Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that.’
Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, ‘Here- you try on mine.’
He did and said, ‘I can’t get into your panties.’
Karen said, ‘Exactly. And if you don’t change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.’
